kuonyahiro:

1. title is a literal description of the story (”5 times x did y”, “first kiss”, etc)
   
2. perfect formatting, title is evocative of the story’s main themes
   
3. song lyrics
   
4. 3 feet long all lowercase (overlaps w/ song lyrics)
   
5. one word. only one.
   
6. title seemingly has nothing to do w/ the content of the story until it gets dropped during a high-tension dramatic scene 70k words in, making you feel like the world meant for you to be born in time to read it
   

(Source: weiwuxlan, via hntrgurl13)

Unova is Pokémon Australia change my mind

bmgmw:

(via thepeanutbutterwizard)

agirlnameded:

when your only contribution to a fandom is to write rarepair fanfic that caters to your own incredibly specific tastes

(via the-ill-doctor)

iloe:

iloe:

do the spiderverse kids all have. slightly different meme cultures

miles: look I can fit my whole fist in my mouth

gwen: freaky flexing. but alright

miles:

miles, through his fist: I’m sorry what did you just say

(via the-ill-doctor)

jayranwritesthings:

• by looking at it to make texture predictions
• smelling it to make taste predictions
• poking at it with a fork to ascertain the flexibility and chewiness
• considering its similarities to other foods I’ve disliked
• considering its differences from other foods I’ve liked
• knowing that there is an ingredient in it that I hate
• trying to chop it with a knife and feeling the gristliness and hearing that telltale horrible creaking noise of gristle and noping right out of that situation
• this is how humans naturally decided whether or not to eat unfamiliar foods in the wild thousands of years ago
• our senses interact with each other to protect us, so your nose alerts you to an incoming bad taste before you put it in your mouth so you don’t end up eating the bad thing and dying
• this is how we survived as a species
• it is perfectly rational
• it makes perfect sense
• so stop

(via forestwater87)

oikawa-toour:

trying to prove a point to birds

(via thebootydiaries)